So was that the worst-looking game in NFL history last night? It’s certainly in the discussion. Too bad they couldn’t get the Browns to play a halftime scrimmage or something, just to put things over the top. Still, definite bonus points for the G.I. Joke waistband towels and captaincy patches, which made everything look just wee bit worse. Additional photos here and here, if you dare .
Meanwhile: The Seahawks wore military unit helmet decals just to the left of the American flag. Or at least most of them did — quarterback Russell Wilson didn’t have the military decal in the first half. Someone besides me must have noticed, because the decal suddenly appeared in the second half.
Also: As per their annual November habit, the Cardinals wore their Pat Tillman memorial “40” decal.
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Mini-helmet update: Two weeks ago I told you about the Uni Watch mini-helmet sample that Rocker T Collectibles had made for me. Response to that sample was very strong, so today I’m happy to announce that the mini-helmet is now available for ordering.
A few notes:
1. The facemask is not quite as dark as it looks in the photos shown above. If you look at the mask on the full-size helmet that the mini is based on, the mini mask is a very good match to that.
2. The sample helmet from two weeks ago had the Riddell wordmark on the nose bumper, but we’ve now replaced that with the Uni Watch magnifying glass:
Hope you like that change. If we do another mini-helmet design at some point down the road, maybe we’ll change the nose bumper to “Gets It™,” or something like that.
3. If you want to trick out your helmet, you can add an optional visor (clear or tinted), and display cases are also available. But the helmet is perfectly fine on its own, without any of those add-ons. (Just for the record, my cut of the proceeds is the same regardless of whether you order the optional items.)
4. A few of you have asked if I’d be willing to sign your helmet. I’d be happy to, but the helmets are being built and shipped by Rocker T Collectibles, which is based in Texas, not by me. So if you want me to sign yours, send it to me after you receive it (Paul Lukas, 671 DeGraw St., Brooklyn, NY 11217) and please include $5 for return postage. I’ll be happy to sign your helmet and send it back your way pronto.
This whole enterprise has been a really interesting learning experience. I knew exactly zero about mini-helmets until about two weeks ago, and it would never even have occurred to me to offer a Uni Watch mini-helmet until a bunch of you asked me to do so after you saw the full-size version.
I want to thank Casey Tierney from Rocker T Collectibles (aka @MiniHelmetGuy) for making all of this possible. He’s also made this entire process fun and easy, and he seems like a really good guy to boot. I’m proud to be collaborating with him. If you’re into mini-helmets, check out the rest of his site.
I also want to thank the many of you who’ve been so enthusiastic about this project. Like I said, I’m a total newbie to mini-helmets, and I’ve enjoyed hearing from those of you who are serious collectors. An interesting little scene.
One more time: The mini-helmet is available here.
And as long as we’re talking merch: When the great Rob Ullman designed his Uni Watch Artist’s Series T-shirt back in August, one of my favorite things about his design was the glimpse of the Uni Watch shield chest logo. Rob based that element on the old All-American Girls Professional Baseball League logo, which in turn was based on the old Hale America “Health” patches.
I asked Rob if he’d be willing to create a clean version of the logo that we could play around with, and he agreed. He’s now done that, and the resulting logo is now available on a bunch of shirts and mugs (click to enlarge):
At the suggestion of reader/commenter Will Shoken, the shield logo is also available in a smaller upper-chest treatment (click to enlarge):
There’s a good chance that we’ll also be making the shield available on stickers. I would also consider an embroidered patch if there’s enough interest in it (shoot me a note if you think that might be you). But for now, just shirts (including the smaller version) and mugs. This is not a limited-edition design, so these shirts and mugs will be available indefinitely in the Uni Watch online shop. As always, card-carrying Uni Watch members get a 15% discount. If you have a card and would like to have the discount code, email me and I’ll take care of you. My thanks, as always, for your consideration.
Membership update: As most of you know, I love vertically arched lettering, so I’m always happy when we receive a membership card order that includes a vertically arched NOB. We received two such orders yesterday: Sean Robbins requested a late-’80s Giants treatment and Tom Erickson asked for a 1970s Royals powder blue motif (both shown at right). Kudos to our own Scott M.X. Turner for executing both designs so quickly. The printed/laminated versions of these cards will ship out early next week. If you’d like to sign up and be part of that shipment, there’s no time like the present.
Remember, a Uni Watch membership card entitles you to a 15% discount on any of the merchandise in our Teespring shop. (If you’re an existing member and would like to have the discount code, email me.) As always, you can sign up for your own custom-designed card here, you can see all the cards we’ve designed so far here, and you can see how we produce the cards here.
The Ticker
By Kris Gross
Baseball News: Reader Ray Hund has passed along some great old shots from Polo Grounds, Ebbets Field, and Wrigley. Click through to see all the photos — it’s worth it. … Christopher Newport University softball has a new tequila sunrise-themed jersey (from Kristian Hill).
NFL News: Steelers OL Alejandro Villanueva, a former Army Ranger, handed out Army decals for his teammates to wear this weekend. … New 49ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo apparently hasn’t been with the team long enough to get his jersey tailored to his liking. He complained on Sunday about his sleeves being too long and loose (thanks, Alex). … Concussion research could lead to position-specific helmets (thanks Phil). … Check out this awesome cover of the 1953 NFL Yearbook (from Ray Hund). … If only program covers were still like this 70 years later (from BSmile).
College Football News: Man, did Pitt look good in their throwbacks last night against North Carolina. … Pitt QB Ben Dinucci suffered a jersey tear (from Don Schafer). … Both TCU and Arizona State will go mono-white this weekend. … Here is Youngstown State and Liberty’s uni combos for tomorrow. … Kansas State will wear white camo helmets (from Josh Hockett). … Continuing the Veterans Day theme, Troy will have a digital camo logo and helmet stripe tomorrow (from @thomasgleaton). … Minnesota will honor Veterans Day with starss/stripes helmets that feature names of Minnesota students and alums who have served (from Sam Plohasz). … The Texas Tech/Baylor matchup in Arlington this weekend is another corporate-advertised “rivalry.”
Hockey News: Sabres G Robin Lehner will honor a fallen Buffalo police officer with a warmup jersey featuring the officer’s name and call sign (from Jack Kehoe). … Veterans Day uniforms for Michigan Tech and Northeastern tonight (from Bryan Palmer). … The Springfield T-Birds, AHL affiliate of the Panthers, will wear David Ortiz-themed jerseys tomorrow night. … Want to see all the uniforms from women’s hockey leagues in one place? Click through this thread (from Joseph Pitirri). … Robert Hayes passed along this shot of a Terry Kath LP cover that showed Kath wearing a Rangers jersey. “Kath was known for wearing hockey sweaters and had a Blackhawks logo on his guitar.” … In a blog post by a former Southern Professional Hockey League player, he shared a story (head to the second-to-last graf) about the team having to help build their own rink after a concert at their arena (from Cassian Wykes).
Basketball News: In honor of Veterans Day, Nevada will wear camo unis tonight. … Looks like new uniforms for Eastern Michigan (from @AVKingJames). … The WNBA announced plans to increase on-court and jersey advertising starting in the 2018 season (thanks Phil). … The first 2,500 fans at the North Carolina season opener tonight get a replica championship ring (from James Gilbert). … It’s not often that you see a non-possessive apostrophe on a uniform, but UNLV’s new home uni has “Runnin’ Rebels” on the front. The new road design just has “UNLV” (from David Conrado). … Southern Illinois will wear its new black uniforms for tonight’s season opener against Winthrop.
Grab Bag: Oklahoma has made the switch to Jordan Brand uniforms in football and men’s and women’s basketball. … Not uni-related, but pageant contestants in Brazil wore meat bikinis in a statement against sexual harassment (from J. Max Weintraub). … Here’s an interesting piece on Johnson & Johnson translating their ads into 15 different languages in the early 1900s (from Alan Kreit).